Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Ivanka Explains It All

Check out Ivanka opining on the economy  in a recent AP interview along with her father.  Actually, let me save you the boring few minutes and summarize - Ivanka tells us that “through times like these great opportunity arises” - for instance her partnership with Healthy Choice. Well let me tell you Ivanka, Healthy Choice’s just not doing it for me.  The economy is in shambles and the only opportunity I could find was to sell my eggs. So now these fertility drugs are making me very emotional and really all I want is an ice cream sundae with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.  Hey Ivanka, I want to trade my lunch — this time I want something good and fattening!

Check out VERY FUNNY Jeff KREISLER video on Ivanka and the Unemployed:

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Comments(3) on “Ivanka Explains It All”


  1. [...] Ivanka Explains It All (Jewssip) [...]

  2. gravatar No Lies

    IVANKA IS NOT JEWISH! She’s going through a phony “conversion” by a phony Modern “Orthodox” Rabbi. He’s getting paid big money by Jared Kushner to fast track the phony conversion because of their wedding.

    Jared should find himself a real Jewish women if he wants Jewish children. Jared choice to date a Gentile who he now wants to marry. Jared should accept that his wife and children will never be real Jews! Besides that she’s nothing but a spoiled stuck-up rich daddy’s girl!


  3. My first wife converted…to metric. If you are in New York this spring visit my Kosher club called Bar Mitzvah and my smoothie shops opening called JEWSBAR. I love first dates with Israeli women because they are Uzi.

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