Maggie Gyllenhaal Skins a Wolf

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard emerged from the wilds of Brooklyn for the MoMa Film Benefit Gala honoring Baz Luhrmann at the Museum of Modern Art.  Maggie had retreated into the backwoods of Prospect Park after receiving the shocking news that her parents filed for divorce after 30 years of marriage.  She found the simple life of the forest rejuvenating.  Maggie trapped wolves (aka dogs who run free between 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. and 5 to 9 a.m in Long Meadow when leashes are not required) and transformed their pelts into trendy vests for Park Slope Mommies while Peter collected bottles.   Mag’s vest looks suspiciously like my neighbor’s dog, Wolfgang, that went missing several months back.