Hitler Had Only One Ball!

It was always a rumor, but now it is a fact…

Veteran Johan Jambor revealed to a priest in the 1960s that while serving as a medic in WWI, he saved Hitler’s life on the battlefield.

His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?

The priest took note of their conversation and now this papal document has come to light bringing truth to my family’s favorite song to sing in the car (Farmer in the Dell had no soul) -

Hitler had only one big ball
Göring had two, but they were small
Himmler’s so very similar,
and Goebbels has no balls at all.