That was some genius who put Alex Haines (see little man below) in charge of the Good Ship Winehouse.  Though the young bloke in the pea coat had no problem jumping into Amy’s boat, he was barely able to keep her afloat.  Seems Amy’s Boy Friday kept her bed warm as well as buttered her toast and poured the coffee in the morning.  All Wino had to do was craft her pipe and smoke some crack.

“It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

“When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver.”News of the World

Alex, who obviously doesn’t work for Amy anymore, also revealed that Amy was a cutter and bulimic.  He also said, that Wino is haunted that she’ll be in the “27 club,” that is be dead at 27 just like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. Oh Amy, aim higher - start your own club!

No it wasn’t Captain Jack Sparrow making waves in the warm waters of the Caribbean, but our fav addict Amy Winehouse splashing around in St. Lucia.

While News of the World columnist Dan Wooten called Amy’s pop belly a “healthy tum,” I disagree.  Her belly looks more like the bloat from someone with an eating disorder.  In either case, the sun is always fun when your on the beach in December.

Can you imagine how they would be carrying on if Blagojevich was a Blagowitz?  Close call.

“I’ve got this thing and it’s (expletive) golden, and I’m just not giving it up for (expletive) nothing. I’m not gonna do it,” Democratic Gov. Blagojevich says in a conversation intercepted by the FBI.

“I want to make money,” he declares, according to court papers.

Lots has been going on over in Amy Winehouse’s junkie paradise.  Manipulative pusher Blake Fielder-Civil got one more chance to use puppet psychology on his poor tweaker wife before returning to prison.  Amy’s latest attempt at getting clean w as ruined when Blake came to her hospital bed armed with a fix and his hooded shmekel.   At least now he’s back in the clink where he could remain until 2010 making both Amy’s family and record label ecstatic.  Execs have made an unprecedented move to rent out 3 recording studios around London in hopes that Amy will start laying down some tracks.

“Sadly Amy doesn’t have a great track record in terms of reliability - she’s been known to pull out of gigs. But she does like an all-night bender so by booking three different venues, at least the record label are assured - on the law of averages - that she’ll turn up in one of them.” Mirror.co.uk

Ahh the Jewish mother - so much to say and I’m thinking of making it a regular new feature.  Yes, the below is one of the chain emails that my mother sent and well it reminds me of my Bubbie, who I’m off to see tomorrow (wish me luck, especially since I didn’t manage to score a fiance in the past week).

Sounds like Blake Fielder-Civil is turning away from the self-destruction of his addiction as he blazes to Step 4 and makes a searching and fearless moral inventory of himself as he shoots through the Big 12.

“I was old enough to know better. Heroin and crack took hold of me and f***** me up,” he said.

“It made me not look out for the woman that I love more than anyone else in the world.”

“Crack is the nastiest drug. It makes you paranoid, unreasonable, edgy and totally suspicious of everyone. And you can get hooked on it straight away. But I was weak and an addict and I let Amy take some. I didn’t stop it from happening. For that I take full responsibility. It became something we did as well as heroin. And then our lives fell apart.”

Lets hope Amy Winehouse will soon learn that the steps work if you work it.

Check out this episode of A&E’s Intervention about Alyson, a former White House intern who destroyed her life after getting hooked on drugs and Ritchie, a boy from college who showed her how to be an addict. (This is one of my fav Interventions)>>>

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The reports were all over the blogsphere that Amy was over Blake Fielder - Civil and admitted that their marriage was over.

“There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.”And, according to one of her pals, also quoted by the newspaper, it wasn’t ordinary sex. “Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit,” said the unnamed friend. “They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea, but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.”

Yuck!   I got to tell you I just don’t believe this part.  Don’t you think after all this time that one of these mystery women would have said something by now?  So ladies if you hear me, will at least one of you please stand up?

In any event, Amy’s now in the hospital.  Seems she couldn’t handle the reality of her situation and after getting into a screaming match with Blake Fielder-Civil (he got denied in court yesterday regarding his 27 month sentence for beating his landlord and trying to cover it up) fell into a crazy drug and drink bender that lasted until she hit the floor.  Poor thing.

It seems that crawling into a bottle is a better option for Amy Winehouse than crawling into Blake Fielder-Civil’s arms.  Last week, Wino talked excitedly about reuniting with her hubby, but she can’t seem to get her act together to make it happen.  Yesterday, she missed visiting hours and had to go back home.  However, she had no problem making drinking hours at her local pub and partied until the sun came up with Blake 2 (Blake Woods) and pals.

Another night, another Amy Winehouse adventure.  Just a few more days until she can see her precious junkie husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, a finally have sex - last night she told paparazzi she hasn’t had any with Blake in a year.  Happy Shtupping Amy, but use a condom, God knows how many times Blake dropped the soap in prison.

A change has come - that’s for sure.  Amy Winehouse has lost the matted Beehive that hid her crack stash and has gone au natural, revealing her Jew-fro.   Does going back to her roots a sign that Amy is rejecting her dirty junkie days?  Has she finally turned her back on Blake Fielder-Civil after suffering bitter disappointment when her love didn’t tell her he was being released from prison?  Amy’s mom, Janis sums it up best -

“Who knows what will happen between them? But I think the fact she hasn’t run straight to him now he’s out is positive.