
ANDY Dick, once the Evil Son of Santa in The Hebrew Hammer, was arrested the other day for drug possession and sexual battery. The drunk Dick allegedly grabbed a 17 year-old girl’s boobies and pulled her tank top and bra down outside a chicken wings joint in Murrieta, Calif. When cops searched him, they found marijuana and Xanax, which I seriously need after imagining if Dick touched me while I tried to eat a chicken wing.