The New York Daily News Round Up of The Stars of David proves Jewssip’s point - You Wouldn’t Believe Who’s Jewish!  Take a spin around Jewssip and see what you’ve been missing.  Here’s some of my favorites:

• Bar Refaeli Hotter Than Golda Meir
• Natalie Portman Pondered Celibacy
  Obama Roasts Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel
• Scarlett Johansson at the Spirit Premiere
• Zac and Vanessa For Real

Ivanka Trump tells Conde Nast’s Portfolio that “in terms of fiscal policy, I think I’m much more aligned with McCain.”  In other words, Ivanka doesn’t want to be taxed.  If Marie-Antoinette hadn’t lost her head, she’d be a fan of McCain’s tax policy.

Ivanka Trump’s new identity, the almost Shabbos Princess  faces off against the Trick-or-Treating Shiksa -who will win? If Rabbi Lookstein’s taught her anything then she’ll figure out how to do it all - services first, party tonight and most importantly to follow it up with a rocking Halloweinstein by stocking up on half-price candy and costumes for Purim.

Hey, Jared Kusnher - congrats on the beautiful shiksa goddess. You’ve made Phillip Roth proud, but I can’t say the same for Moses.

Ivanka - can you hear me? - if you got any questions or need help studying, then go to www.askmoses.com 24/6 - I’m sure he’ll help if you wear your jackhammer outfit.

NY Post’s Page Six has finally gotten around to reporting Ivanka’s conversion to Judasim, which JEWSSIP reported way back on October 7th.  I thought Page Six was on it, but what can you expect from a paper that endorses McCain?

Check out Ivanka opining on the economy  in a recent AP interview along with her father.  Actually, let me save you the boring few minutes and summarize - Ivanka tells us that “through times like these great opportunity arises” - for instance her partnership with Healthy Choice. Well let me tell you Ivanka, Healthy Choice’s just not doing it for me.  The economy is in shambles and the only opportunity I could find was to sell my eggs. So now these fertility drugs are making me very emotional and really all I want is an ice cream sundae with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.  Hey Ivanka, I want to trade my lunch — this time I want something good and fattening!

Check out VERY FUNNY Jeff KREISLER video on Ivanka and the Unemployed: Continue »

Not all Jewish mamas require conversion papers in order to approve their kinder’s goy toys ( Like Jared Kushner’s mom?  And yes I know, to some - like readers, “No Lies” or “Anti-intermarriage,” it’s never good enough, but why get all Capulet and Montegue on love when it’s life is hard enough?).  Anne Dexter-Jones, Samantha Ronson’s mother, had only lovely things to say about Lindsay Lohan on the Chanel Red Carpet  -

• On Sam’s grounding influence on LL: “They are a cute couple. Samantha is very grounded, super smart, very grounded and very real. I just think if my daughter is happy I’m happy.” (Pop Sugar)

Meanwhile, Lindsay was with Samantha in Tokyo attending Charlotte Ronson’s fashion show.  Lindsay’s outfit really confuses me - the pink thing looks like a curtain, but the shoes are hot.

Check out the pics of Lilo and Sam going to the after party, as a body language expert trained by US Weekly, I detect a spat Continue »

First Ivanka trades her shiksa ways for the JAP life with her soon to be hubby, Jared Kushner, and now she’s trading in her lunch.   Covering up her racy sexy bod with a business savy trench, Ivanka said goodbye to Twinkies (the ultimate snack food trade) and revealed her partnership with Healthy Choice by flashing (ok, technically it was a blast of wind and not a flash) the crowd to show the results of Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers on her thighs.  That’s what got me and now I’m busy chomping on delicious Southwestern Chicken with Rice.  One bite and my mouth feels like I’ve joined Ivanka at Fred’s for a very important business meeting while wearing a new size 2 suit I bought at Barneys, below .  Unfortunately, the plastic serving bowl and the sound of my boss’s voice have brought me  back to my miserable reality (but at least I still have a job).

Going a day with out eating on Yom Kippur really got Ivanka Trump thinking about the importance of lunch and has since been posting on blog.ALunchTrade.com.  What’s a “lunch trade”?  No one knows, but an educated guess tells me it’s something to nosh on that is tasty and nutritious.  Stay tuned because tomorrow,  Oct. 21, she and a corporate partner will conduct one of them.

Seems that Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism is really starting to take hold as her conversation shifts from country clubs to what to eat!

With the economy down in the dumps and our financial futures uncertain, Jewssip has been busy coming up with innovative ways to bring home the gelt.  Last week we began a conversation about markets in our favor, today we’ll look at a couple industrious Jews who know how to cash in on a commodity that never goes out of style (even sexy Elizabeth Banks and not so sexy Seth Rogen are into it)

Joanna Angel was raised in Oradell in northern New Jersey as an Orthodox Jew. After finishing her degree at Rutgers, Angel created the website BurningAngel, a hardcore adult site catering to an emerging genre dubbed “alt porn.”  She has been featured in numerous magazines and newspapers, including an article written in The New York Times (a Jewish Mama’s dream come true).

Daphne Rosen was born in Tel Aviv, Israel and has appeared in over 150 pornographic movies.  She starred opposite Ron Jeremy (the Moses of Porn) and earned an AVN Award (like the Oscars but without costumes) for Best Big Busts on film for the remake of Russ Meyer’s classic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! (titled Faster Pussycat! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k!).  She also was an internet radio personality on KSEX Radio, Two Live Jew with Daphne Rosen & Harry Weiss, but has since left to concentrate on perfecting her talent for female ejaculation (need to have your priorities straight).