Ivanka Trump tells Conde Nast’s Portfolio that “in terms of fiscal policy, I think I’m much more aligned with McCain.”  In other words, Ivanka doesn’t want to be taxed.  If Marie-Antoinette hadn’t lost her head, she’d be a fan of McCain’s tax policy.

Ivanka Trump’s new identity, the almost Shabbos Princess  faces off against the Trick-or-Treating Shiksa -who will win? If Rabbi Lookstein’s taught her anything then she’ll figure out how to do it all - services first, party tonight and most importantly to follow it up with a rocking Halloweinstein by stocking up on half-price candy and costumes for Purim.

Hey, Jared Kusnher - congrats on the beautiful shiksa goddess. You’ve made Phillip Roth proud, but I can’t say the same for Moses.

Ivanka - can you hear me? - if you got any questions or need help studying, then go to www.askmoses.com 24/6 - I’m sure he’ll help if you wear your jackhammer outfit.

NY Post’s Page Six has finally gotten around to reporting Ivanka’s conversion to Judasim, which JEWSSIP reported way back on October 7th.  I thought Page Six was on it, but what can you expect from a paper that endorses McCain?

Check out Ivanka opining on the economy  in a recent AP interview along with her father.  Actually, let me save you the boring few minutes and summarize - Ivanka tells us that “through times like these great opportunity arises” - for instance her partnership with Healthy Choice. Well let me tell you Ivanka, Healthy Choice’s just not doing it for me.  The economy is in shambles and the only opportunity I could find was to sell my eggs. So now these fertility drugs are making me very emotional and really all I want is an ice cream sundae with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.  Hey Ivanka, I want to trade my lunch — this time I want something good and fattening!

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First Ivanka trades her shiksa ways for the JAP life with her soon to be hubby, Jared Kushner, and now she’s trading in her lunch.   Covering up her racy sexy bod with a business savy trench, Ivanka said goodbye to Twinkies (the ultimate snack food trade) and revealed her partnership with Healthy Choice by flashing (ok, technically it was a blast of wind and not a flash) the crowd to show the results of Healthy Choice Fresh Mixers on her thighs.  That’s what got me and now I’m busy chomping on delicious Southwestern Chicken with Rice.  One bite and my mouth feels like I’ve joined Ivanka at Fred’s for a very important business meeting while wearing a new size 2 suit I bought at Barneys, below .  Unfortunately, the plastic serving bowl and the sound of my boss’s voice have brought me  back to my miserable reality (but at least I still have a job).

Going a day with out eating on Yom Kippur really got Ivanka Trump thinking about the importance of lunch and has since been posting on blog.ALunchTrade.com.  What’s a “lunch trade”?  No one knows, but an educated guess tells me it’s something to nosh on that is tasty and nutritious.  Stay tuned because tomorrow,  Oct. 21, she and a corporate partner will conduct one of them.

Seems that Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism is really starting to take hold as her conversation shifts from country clubs to what to eat!

Our favorite almost Jew, Ivanka Trump in this month’s issue of Max Magazine Italy. Check it out on Flisted