It’s for REAL in those Armani ads - David Beckham is all man down there without any padding!

Australian DJ Kyle Sandilands told listeners to his show: “I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there’s only two urinals in there, it’s very small.

“Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say ‘Hello, how are you?’ I turned around and think: ‘Holy s***! It’s David Beckham!’

“I’m midway through and I think, I’ve got to slow this down. I couldn’t help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look.”

Asked whether Becks was a big boy, Kyle replied: “There’s two types of penis.

“There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size.

“Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”

David Beckham brought Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz on stage to accept his Teen Choice Surfboard for Choice Male Athlete. The crowd then went nuts when 3 year old Cruz showed off his break dancing moves.

Mama Becks, Victoria, sat in the front row looking mighty fine and never cracking a smile as usual.

Winner of the Female Athlete of the Year and Female College Athlete, Candace Parker towers over MLS Player of the Year, David Beckham ( surprise  -  Becks  has  Jewish roots  on his mother side!  Thank God because  without him  we would have had no winning representative at the ESPY!) “I’m just excited I got to meet David Beckham,” said Parker, who received her trophy from the English superstar. “I grew up playing soccer, so I love David Beckham. I was thinking, `Don’t trip, don’t trip.’ He’s truly an inspiration.”