David Duchovny’s not the Yid sex addict.  Tony Curtis - who had an affair with Marilyn Monroe, has been married five times, including to Hitchcock actress Janet Leigh, and, by his estimation, has slept with 1,000 women - certainly owned this title and this was before the internet.

Tony in an interview earlier this year with the Daily Mail revealed his insecurities -

“This showed itself in a lot of ways. I was insecure about women, so I wanted to go to bed with them all. I was insecure about being a poor Jewish boy . I was insecure that Hollywood never gave me an Oscar.”

“I was resented and hated because I was so good-looking and Jewish. It’s true. This is not paranoia…You had to pretend not to be. Then because the men found me too much of a competition sexually, they even started rumours I was homosexual. They put me in baggy trousers and made me go naked from the waist up like a girl.”

In other Duchovny news, Billy Bob Thornton has denied reports that he’s been banging Tea Leoni - she just likes to load and unload his equipment.

The Daily Mail reports that the split between David Duchovny and Tea Leoni wasn’t over Duchovny’s sex addiction, “but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy  Bob Thornton.”  Wow!  You know Billy Bob likes it raunchy and wild - remember Angelina and her blood necklaces.  Tea’s been spotted helping him load and unload his truck when he’s band performs - damn she’s got it bad.  No one volunteers to help move anything unless they are getting schtupped good.

Poor Duchovny - with no Leoni to ride his pony and his commitment to staying away from his sex addiction qualifier - porn and women - no wonder he was spotted on the Upper West Side yesterday shaking his Sukkot Stick like a polaroid picture.  Check out the Video -

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Will Duchovny be able to keep his pepi away or will the lure of internet sex chat rooms be so powerful that the little guy will bust out for some loving the moment David gets some alone time in front of the computer?  We Want to Believe that two months of sex rehab does something besides cost more than a year’s supply of gas for an Escalade.   Will Duchovny still be able to play his role as a sex addict in Californication or is that taboo - like asking an alcoholic to sip a martini but not swallow?

Maybe Duchovny should contact Robert Downey Jr, who has beaten his myriad of addictions including compulsive masturbation.

Oh “I Want to Believe” that David wasn’t shtupping every Hollywood Ho in sight, but the Daily Mail is now reporting that Duchovny was “cheating on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.” At first I thought it was US Weekly reporting, but then I realized the Brits don’t punctuate for abbreviations - same goes for DR or MR - and it was the National Enquirer with the hot tip - “He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over.”

What’s worse for Tea Leoni?   Reality or virtual cheating?  As least she knows she not going to catch anything from David Duchovny’s trip down to the dungeons of despair.  Bet David’s wishing Google’s Chrome’s Porn mode launched a few months sooner.

David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction, his lawyer Stanton “Larry” Stein confirmed to Access Hollywood yesterday. Wow, was it too much sex or too much porn? Anyway, the important thing is that David has taken the first step to admitting that he is powerless over sex -

A new world is at your door,
Now that you have realized that you are whore.

Hang in there David, only 11 more steps to go!