In all my excitement over the ultimate Shiksa, Ivanka Trump choosing to become a JAP, I missed the Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky nupitals. Better yet I missed Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel’s string of NYC dates (Hello his hand is on her tush!) as they rekindle their love or whatever it is they are not calling it - “It’s not like a big drama thing, we’re just not defining it. We’re just being right now. Is that okaaaay?” Sarah said on The View yesterday morning.

So to recap - Howard and Beth got hitched on Friday night at the fancy shmancy NYC restaurant Le Cirque.

Famous guests included Donald Trump, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel, John Stamos, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Kelly Ripa, Joan Rivers and his radio sidekicks, Robin Quivers, Artie Lang and Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate. Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos was presided over the ceremony and

Beth told Usmagazine.com that “Mark Consuelos was the greatest rev on the face of the earth.” She also said, “And Howard was just as handsome as John Stamos in his suit.” That must have been some suit.