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In all my excitement over the ultimate Shiksa, Ivanka Trump choosing to become a JAP, I missed the Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky nupitals. Better yet I missed Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel’s string of NYC dates (Hello his hand is on her tush!) as they rekindle their love or whatever it is they are not calling it - “It’s not like a big drama thing, we’re just not defining it. We’re just being right now. Is that okaaaay?” Sarah said on The View yesterday morning.

So to recap - Howard and Beth got hitched on Friday night at the fancy shmancy NYC restaurant Le Cirque.

Famous guests included Donald Trump, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel, John Stamos, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Kelly Ripa, Joan Rivers and his radio sidekicks, Robin Quivers, Artie Lang and Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate. Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos was presided over the ceremony and

Beth told Usmagazine.com that “Mark Consuelos was the greatest rev on the face of the earth.” She also said, “And Howard was just as handsome as John Stamos in his suit.” That must have been some suit.

Sarah Silverman might have F*cked Matt Damon for an Emmy, but she was all about showing her appreciation for her ex- goy toy, Jimmy Kimmel while accepting her Emmy for Best Original Music and Lyrics on Saturday night.  “Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made: Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart – ohh, who’ll always have a place in my heart,” Silverman said

The Jews who control Hollywood must approve of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel breaking up and have rewarded the super funny girl with 3 Emmy nominations for -

The New Special Class - Short-Format Live-Action Entertainment category with the “Sarah Silverman Program” Nugget “On the Set with Steve”

Outstanding Actress in a Comedy with her role as Marci “the psycho” Maven

And…. the kicker… Outstanding Original Music And Lyrics for I’m F***ing Matt Damon’- poor Jimmy, I’m F***ing Ben Affleck only got nominated for editing.

The end of the Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel affair has impacted more than just the couple… Howard Stern is heartbroken! “I was so upset I had to go take a walk,” Stern said on his Sirius radio show. Luckily, the break-up is not spreading like an eating disorder through an SDT sorority house and Stern’s upcoming nupitals to Beth Ostrosky are still on.

Sarah Silverman has finally come to her senses and realized that looks DO matter.  She then promptly dumped late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel after . Both reps confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.” But will Matt Damon?

Watch how Sarah tried to end the relationship a few months ago with her song “I’m F*cking Matt Damon.”