Though I desperately want to believe in true love, the American Dream and that the Rescue Package will fix our economy, I can’t say that I am buying the Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens love-fest. At first I fell for the swirling romance of two fresh-face Disney stars singing and frolicking on the beach, but is it for real? Or is this just the Disney publicity machine? Or is this a calculated Hollywood move to cover up a dark secret - like Zac is actually gay? Hmmm. I asked my 14 year old cousin about this and was shocked that she didn’t go for the homoZac-ual theory. “OMG, no way,” she said, “Zac, like didn’t even know how to dance before he got the HSM movie.” So that’s how it goes - natural dancing ability is a requirement for being gay.
Topics: Goy Toys, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron | 0 Comments
10/28/2008
























