Access Hollywood reports that Cynthia Rodriguez emailed a friend about her disgust with Alex Rodriguez’s plans for Thursday -

“My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”

What will this giant of a baseball player find in Madonna’s cornucopia?  Will there be some kind of organic feast with a special kosher turkey raised on Kabbalah water and slaughtered just for Madge?  Or will the Slugger and manager, Guy Oseary, be forced to nibble on a macrobiotic vegetarian feast with no processed or refined foods?  Apparently, this is Madonna’s diet for her kids ( allegedly emailed in a list of dos and don’ts to Guy Ritchie when Rocco and David visited him recently).

Alex Rodriguez and his Jew Who Rocks manager, Guy Oseary, ate Italian last night in NYC at DaSilvano, which just happens to be next door from where I get waxed at Yana Herbal Beauty Salon.  I have no idea if they talked about A-Rod ditching Kabbalah classes, how many times Madonna was mentioned or even what they ate.  What I do know is the minute I saw Guy Oseary’s eyebrows, I called Yana and made an appointment.

A-Rod’s faith in Kabbalah was tested last night as he waited patiently for the Material Girl to get him in the groove at his All-Star party at Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club last night. Instead, A-Rod spent the night huddled in a corner booth downing shots with Guy Oseary and Ingrid Casares while neither his love nor his fellow Yankees showed.

Madonna is loving the A-Rod buzz so much that she’s planning on  heading to Yankee Stadium for today’s All-Star Game along with her manager  Guy Oseary (also author of Jews Who Rock) to cheer on her man.   Will they be sitting in A-Rod’s special reserved seats?  Stay tuned!

But what does Guy Ritchie think about all this?  Well he doesn’t seem to care.  According to Page Six, “He and Madonna have an unconventional marriage and are fine with it. He is obsessed with his work and so is she. They are not planning on divorcing.” Now that he’s busy with his new Sherlock Holmes pic starring Robert Downey  Jr, he doesn’t have time to be bothered by Madge’s “affairs of the heart.”