Is Harvey Weinstein and other Hollywood execs (you know the Jews who control Hollywood+ Tom Cruise) the Grinches Who Stole Christmas?  Instead of darling little Christmas tales of little boys left home alone the “most wonderful time of year” has turned dark and somber as Hollywood floods cinemas with heart-wrenching Holocaust themed flicks - like Kate Winslet and Ralph Fiennes in The Reader, Jeff Goldblum in Adam Resurrected, Tom Cruise in Valkyrie, Daniel Craig in Defiance, Viggo Mortensen in Good and Vera Farmiga in The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas.

Could 6 Holocaust films be too much?  Not according to Harvey:  “What a wonderful subject to explore in as many ways as possible,” he told NY Post “I hope our children get educated about the Holocaust, so it will be ‘Never again.’ ”

It was always a rumor, but now it is a fact…

Veteran Johan Jambor revealed to a priest in the 1960s that while serving as a medic in WWI, he saved Hitler’s life on the battlefield.

His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?

The priest took note of their conversation and now this papal document has come to light bringing truth to my family’s favorite song to sing in the car (Farmer in the Dell had no soul) -

Hitler had only one big ball
Göring had two, but they were small
Himmler’s so very similar,
and Goebbels has no balls at all.

Man, I thought it sucked to be the Bush twins and knowing that your dad has utterly f*cked up, but damn Monika Hertwig, the daughter of mass murdering Nazi, Amon Goeth, has an inheritance that may just surpass the W’s legacy. In a new PBS documentary, Inheritance, addresses the “lingering questions about how the actions of our parents can continue to ripple through generations” as the camera captures the emotional meeting of Monika Hertwig and Helen Jonas, Goeth’s handpicked Jewish house slave. It airs on December 10th - Check your local PBS stations for Inheritance broadcast times

It should make an interesting companion to the new movie, Boy in The Striped Pajamas - watch the trailer after the jump Continue »

Well, well, well  Mel Gibson - anti-Semite drunk driving extraordinaire - seems to have fallen off the pious wagon once again.  Though he hasn’t recently swerved into the left lane or lashed out at any Jews, super  funda-MEL-talist seems to be slacking when it comes to fidelity as his mysterious Russian companion and rumored mistress, Oksana, showed up on the Boston set of “Edge of Darkness.”  After Fame Pictures broke this story in August, Oksana, went on the DL as Mel’s henchmen tried to spin the story that she was “one of the artists on Mel’s recording label in the US recording.”  Maybe, we’re judging Mel too hard and Oksana only needed some help with her (ch)orals.

Has Mel hit on you at a bar?  Check out Sickitten for her tale.

The following are a list of some the jewciest products and ideas that Jewssip just loves:

1) Vintage Rasperry Flavored SELTZER -  refreshing, bubbly, 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 carbs, sodium free, a hint of Rasperry essence and get this KOSHER.  I can’t find any history on this nectar of the gods.  Anyone know anything more than it is “packed under the authority of Concord Beverage LP”

2) Mr. Clean Magic Eraser - removes soap scum, dirt & grime, scuff marks and More!  I wish the more included wrinkles, cellulite and ex-boyfriends.

3) Yummy Earth Organic Chili Mango Lollipops - spicy, sweet and KOSHER

4) Beyonce as Wonder Woman - LOVE IT!  Will the updated WW still be fighting off the Nazis and travelling in her Lear Jet.   I bet after all these years the Invisible Jet is pretty dirty, WW should get herself some Mr. Clean Magic Erasers to clean that grime away.  Perhaps Beyonce’s WW first case will be to get to the bottom of the Vintage Seltzer mystery while traveling through the skies in the seated position in a see-through plane.

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Joan Rivers got the hook and was yanked off AOL after The Suits thought her Emmy Red Carpet routine with daughter Melissa was too offensive.  Maybe the head suit has a mustache and was offended when Joan called Tom Hanks stache “hair from the Third Reich.”  This was only the beginning of the Fuhrer references.  Joan went on to talk about Julia Louis-Dreyfus - “luckily she waxed her mustache. I know one of her neighbors, and if she leaves it for two or three weeks she looks just like Hitler . . .”  And of course  America’s favorite fraulein - Heidi Klum was an easy target, but Joan could have come up with a better zinger than “Super Nazi”  - Hell she’s such an Aryan Jewel, Hitler would have dumped Eva Braun for her (Seal well, he would have been showering with us).

Joan told Page Six, “I was shocked that the suits at AOL have no humor . . . But that’s OK. I’ve been gagged more times than Linda Lovelace. AOL is like Holocaust deniers. They want us to believe 6 million Jews spent World War II in Boca and Anne Frank was in an attic for two years looking for Christmas ornaments.”

Allianz wants its name atop the Giants/Jets football stadium in the middle of the most Jewish city in America, and the world.  So What?  It’s a $20 to $30 million dollar deal, but Allianz, a Munich-based insurer and financial services company, insured facilities and personnel at concentration camps like Auschwitz and Dachau, had a chief executive who wore an SS uniform and served as Hitler’s economics minister, and refused to pay the life insurance policies of Jews, instead sending Jewish beneficiaries’ cash to Nazis.  Wow I think Enron Stadium is a better deal?

Thought Brad Pitt was a bad ass in Fight Club, well get ready for “Inglorious Bastards,” the upcoming Quentin Tarantino World War II film.   In it, Pitt plays “Aldo the Apache,” the Nazi scalping Jewish American hillbilly from Tennessee who’s tough enough to have run with Abe Reles and Murder Inc.

According to Entertainment Weekly, the film features “vintage Tarantino moments,” such as “the director’s now-classic use of the Mexican standoff, in which multiple characters are at an impasse pointing guns at each other.”

The super heroes of comic books, not Superman and Spider Man, but their creators - Neal Adams, Joe Kubert and Stan Lee — have joined forces to combat the dark forces of Auschwitz. No we’re not talking about the Nazis, but about Auschwitz-Birkenau Memorial and Museum’s refusal to return the artwork of Dina Gottliebova Babbitt, a Jewish survivor who painted watercolor portraits for the infamous Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele

The story, mainly in black and white but using splashes of color whenever Mrs. Babbitt’s work is shown, moves quickly from her childhood — when she drew Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck on paper sacks — to her arrival, with her mother, Johanna, at Auschwitz in September 1943, when she was about 20. - From NY Times

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Jerry Springer broke down in tears as he finds proof that his grandmother, Marie Kallman, was one of the first Jews to be gassed at Chelmno, a camp in Poland in 1941. The emotional display was part of a new BBC genealogy series, “Who Do You Think You Are?”

As he looked at documents proving what happened to his family, Springer said, “My parents never spoke about what happened because they didn’t really know.”

The show wasn’t a complete tear fest, Springer meets a long lost relative, Yuran.

Jerry says: “All through the process, what I was getting was closure. And I was concluding what I’d thought for a long time, that there are no happy endings.

“Then I met Yuran and it snapped me out of it. Because if you have family, it always goes on.

“That’s the lesson of all of this — hold on to your family.

“That’s all you really have, that’s what you’ve got, that’s what keeps you going.

“So who do I think I am? I’m a link in the chain of a wonderful family. I’m blessed.”