Jeremy Piven has been whining all over town because his Blackberry erased his Barack Obama voicemail and now he doesn’t have the almost Prez’s digits.

I was lucky to stump for Barack in Indiana and to introduce him in Chicago. Barack left me five numbers.” he tells Extra. “It was the greatest voicemail that I’ve gotten in my life by the way… I saved it and I went back to listen to it and my BlackBerry had erased all of Barack Obama’s phone numbers. Then when I called back to try to tell them, ‘Can I get Barack’s number? He left it for me.’ They didn’t believe me and I now have nothing and I’ve been trying to find him.

I hate to break Jeremy’s heart, but the truth is Barak never called him.  It was me and my trusty voice changing software that left a message on Piven’s voicemail.  I used to sleep with his agent’s scheduler:) so it was easy peasy to get his digits.    Anyway, Jeremy did you really think just because you play Rahm Emanuel’s brother, Ari, on tv, that you are in the Obama Inner Circle?  I mean come on, it’s not like your Oprah!

Ahh the Jewish mother - so much to say and I’m thinking of making it a regular new feature.  Yes, the below is one of the chain emails that my mother sent and well it reminds me of my Bubbie, who I’m off to see tomorrow (wish me luck, especially since I didn’t manage to score a fiance in the past week).

This wasn’t aired last Saturday night, but it’s sure f**king funny.

Check out Charlie Rose and his interview with all 3 Emanuel Brothers - eldest brother Ezekiel, a top oncologist, who has solved our healthcare crisis in his book, “Healthcare Guaranteed”, Rahm and baby bro Ari, who is all hustle and flow. Continue »

Eddie Murphy’s 1980s spoof on Jesse Jackson’s “Hymie Town” gaffe is hysterical and with Obama, Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod in the White House it looks like a “soul and kosher coalition” has finally been formed that will reach “from the chitlin district to the diamond district, from the catfish to the gelfite fish” (Thanks Shemspeed)

Video is crappy, but the jokes are funny from the Spina Bifida Association Charity Roast.

Back in 2005, Barack Obama threw Rahm Emanuel under a bus at roast that’s absolutely hysterical - “Has he ever flashed that stubby little thing at you? It’s appalling” quipped Obama. Click to to find out what Obama’s talking about - it’s funny Continue »